Final Finalness IV

- I have no qualms about naming a child FuSoYa. Even a girl. The capitalization is essential.

- If a character has been confused, he or she should be confused about who to attack and not just attacking their teammates. Otherwise this is just heartbreaking bullshit that makes me want to cry and poop.

- There is no real "optional" boss in this game - that makes things better. Everything is generally beatable with a little skill and patience - I don't need the magic rings of dumbfucklestan to block some ridiculous attack.

- Also, no grinding. FFIV was never a chore - I'm looking at you FFIII, you were like the golf of gaming - not really fun unless you practice until your balls fall off.

- Cecil and Rosa would probably have albino babies.

- Unless, of course, Zeromus was (not out of the realm of possibility) radioactive, rendering both of them sterile.

- Children should not be allowed to play this game, as it would be dangerous to give kids the impression that they can walk around on the moon. There should be a disclaimer - unless Square doesn't care how many children are asphyxiated?

- A "WTF, Japan?" has to go out to Rubicant's sexy, giant, red and white leg. Fiend of Fire? More like Fiend of Flaming! Gay men are sometimes effeminate!

- At one point in this game, one finds themselves dramatically flying an airship at full speed into a giant - world consuming metal robot, fighting through the robots' "organs" against the dragons and demons contained therein, then climaxing in a battle royale against the evil embodiments of the four elements. This has not yet been made into a film. Someone needs to be fired immediately.