Final Finalness III

- There is a reason grinding is called "grinding" and not "ponies". It sucks. Change this now.

- The Hellgaroo is the greatest thing that ever existed.

- Crocodile Dundee IV: Curse of the Hellgaroo would completely eclipse Titanic in every way.

- If fictional characters who were given ponytails by their creators could murder their creators, they would.

- Cid is perhaps the greatest character in Japanese fiction.

- If you left your shit with a big giant fat bird, isn't there a better than average chance he would just eat it all?

- If your party needs two White Mages for the final battle, you're not done programming yet.

- Bards... WTF?

- No, seriously, Bards - what the fuck is that all about?

- The title hints at "Dark Warriors" who had to push back on the world of light was terribly interesting - I'd probably play that game... ... how the FUCK can you hurt a monster with a harp!? Is it the jaunty hat and cape? Is he setting the harp on fire? Harp music has never hurt anyone EVER. Man, fuck Bards. Goddammit.


Bards. Spoony.