FF VII

There are literally no words left on the internet for this game. They've all been used up. Fresh out of fuckin' words for this game. There is nothing left to be said. Literally.

If you're on the internet and you're still searching for it, just stop. Step away from the keyboard. There is nothing left to write or read about this game.

I can't comment at all on it. The last few months have been filled with holiday revelries, abject boredom and a kid popping out of my sister's vagina spontaneously. That, and absolutely nothing to say about Final Fantasy VII Natalie Portman nude titties pussy vagina Twilight Obama Palin. There, all the roads of the internet lead here now (technology works!).

Seriously, there is nothing interesting left to be said about Aeris dying, Cloud's huge sword or Sephiroth. Searching for "Sephiroth" on the interwebs yields more results than "Desmond Tutu".

Desmond Tutu won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Done. Moving on - worry about this chapter later. Meanwhile, an image of EVERY fan commenter on EVERY post about FF VII ever: